내 마누라의 가장 핫한 친구가 나를 따먹어! 조이 할로웨이와 마이클 다이아몬드

I've been under such tremendous stress at work lately that I decided to take a long lunch today to go home and rub out some relief. I had just settled into a fantasy in my mind that was for sure going to give me a blasting cum load when I heard my bedroom door open. My wife never comes home for lunch so I wondered who could have let themselves into my house at the most inopportune time. Ah, it was my wife's best friend. It sounded like she was talking to my wife on the phone, something about finding her shoes she let my wife borrow. I stayed quiet under the sheet in hopes she wouldn't notice me and make her way out of my room as quick as she entered. No such luck, as she was ending the call to my wife she saw me trying to hide. Great, now what. Can't a guy jack off in his own bed in the middle of the fucking day in his own damn house without interruption?