義理のナマズstepmomに火口

I know my stepmom has been lonely for a very long time. One day I overheard her talking with one of her girlfriends about tinder and I got an idea. My plan took some time before I could enact it, but the result would be priceless. It took days of me sneaking my stepmom’s phone away from her and sneaking into her tinder app to swipe left on as many men as possible until I found my profile and I swiped right. Now the plan was finally in motion and I could catfish my stepmom. However, over the few weeks of chatting with my unknowing stepmom, she started to fall for me, and the day had finally come that we were supposed to meet. We had planned it perfectly, we were supposed to meet 45 mins after my father had left for work. When I stood on the doorsteps and knocked on my own door the thrill ran through me. When my stepmom opened the door she seemed confused and didn’t realize at first it was me texting her on tinder. When I stated my user name I could see the confusion and thoughts running